Overheard on the 1am shuttle
Shortly after the shuttle pulls out of the Quad
Pleasant Nerd 1: Eric was pretty chill, huh?
Pleasant Nerd 2: Yeah, that guy could speak exclusively in South Park quotes for like a year.
Pleasant Nerd 1: I could do it for like a week.
Pleasant Nerd 2: What about section?
Pleasant Nerd 1: I don’t say anything in section anyway.
Pleasant Nerd 2: Do it then. A hundred bucks says you won’t do it.
Pleasant Nerd 1: I would, but I gave up gambling for Lent.
Creepy Nerd Three Seats Over From Pleasant Nerd 1: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Angry Chick In Puffy Hood Two Seats Over From Pleasant Nerd 2: You guys are assholes.
Silence from all four until Mass Ave




No responses so far
The room is, as yet, filled with smoke and apprehension.