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Legion. An amalgamated journal.
  • About Legion
    "I do not know whether mine is a profession, or a trade, or what not. It is not yet learned, and in every instance has been practised before being studied .... It is not one but legion." —Henry David Thoreau, to the Secretary of the Harvard College Class of 1837, in response to an inquiry on his employment.

    At Legion, we reserve the right to do one thing today and another tomorrow, to hunt in the morning, fish in the afternoon, rear cattle in the evening, and criticise after dinner, just as we have a mind, without ever becoming hunter, fisherman, herdsman or critic. Legion is an organ of the Matinicus Syndicate, of which more here.
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Overheard on the 1am shuttle

The weekend in review...

Shortly after the shuttle pulls out of the Quad

Pleasant Nerd 1: Eric was pretty chill, huh?

Pleasant Nerd 2: Yeah, that guy could speak exclusively in South Park quotes for like a year.

Pleasant Nerd 1: I could do it for like a week.

Pleasant Nerd 2: What about section?

Pleasant Nerd 1: I don’t say anything in section anyway.

Pleasant Nerd 2: Do it then. A hundred bucks says you won’t do it.

Pleasant Nerd 1: I would, but I gave up gambling for Lent.

Creepy Nerd Three Seats Over From Pleasant Nerd 1: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

Angry Chick In Puffy Hood Two Seats Over From Pleasant Nerd 2: You guys are assholes.

Silence from all four until Mass Ave

—Maryellen McGowan

March 2nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm

But perhaps you disagree

No responses so far

The room is, as yet, filled with smoke and apprehension.