Legion. An amalgamated journal.


An article we wrote for The Blue Line vol. 1 no. 1, the magazine to which we are the estranged, liquor-swilling grandparents:

In case you’re having trouble reading that, it’s Bob Dole singing:

What up G’s. Bob Dole in the hizzouse.
I’m packin’ policies to incentivize ownership of small bizznouse.
We stackin’ the Supremes to protect every fee-touse.
We smackin’ down the liberals who never pray to Jeez-ouse.
The gays and the lesbians be sayin’ “I deserve a spizzouse,”
But marriage, it be jus’ between a mistah and a mizzouse!
Yeah, Represent. Pfizer, Inc. Word.

Now, three years later, the Grand Old Party is going through an “off the hook” makeover to boost Republican street cred in “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”

If there are any other beleaguered political parties out there who want some great ideas, we’ve got plenty more.

Garrett Dash Nelson, Maryellen McGowan and Markus Kolic

February 21st, 2009 at 3:03 pm

But perhaps you disagree

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The room is, as yet, filled with smoke and apprehension.