After my first post for the Most Honorable Legion, I feel I should introduce myself briefly. Foremost, despite sharing the surname Nelson with that other contributor I’m sure you all know, I am not one of his multiple personalities. I simply adopted his name after he discovered me living in the Australian Bush, where I had been raised by a kindly mother duck-billed platypus. Indebted to Mr. Nelson for introducing me to proper civilization, I have agreed to occasionally write for this publication. Perhaps you may think of me as a Lando Calrissian figure, playing a supporting role to the true heroes of the site (while being a total badass and getting to do the fun stuff like blowing up the second Death Star).