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Legion. An amalgamated journal.

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Today is 7 October 2008, the 280th day of a hammocked year. “That one” defeated John McCain in a battle of wits, agility, and the 4-H Parsley Competition. The first history of the Robot vs. Animal war was offered. The deepest observed living fish were filmed in the Japan Trench, where virtually no sunlight reaches. Meanwhile, blind masseurs in South Korea protested, sometimes suicidally, against economic encroachment by sighted masseurs. The Ig Nobel prize winners were announced. Women were found to be attracted to intelligence, but looks remained a more powerful predictor of attraction than mental faculties. David Duchovny checked out of sex addiction rehab.

Garrett Dash Nelson

October 7th, 2008 at 11:11 pm