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Legion. An amalgamated journal.

In the parliament of doorbells

Today is 6 October 2008, the 279th day of a trapezoidal year. Henry Waxman vented some populist anger at deposed Lehman chief Richard Fuld, and Republican John Mica reminded Fuld “You’ve got to act like a villain.” The FBI released their dossier on Evil Knievel. Boston became a bit more like The Departed. In a surprise mavericky move, the New Yorker endorses Barack Obama. The Dow fell to below 10,000 for the first time since Harriet Miers hosted ‘Ask The White House’; the Pope expressed concern. This American Life did its best to make everyone feel worse. Harvard was found to be a habitat for influential people. Apple sold ten million iPhones. The United States said no to 129 million condoms.

Garrett Dash Nelson

October 6th, 2008 at 8:08 pm