Rising Above (Politics or the Elbow?)
Listen here, Barack Obama, being as John McCain is a war hero and was thus forcefully deprived of the ability to throw his arms over his face in anguish with the rest of the fiscal conservatives, he cannot possibly be expected to debate you until all the money is back where it belongs. It would behoove you never to forget that John McCain was a war hero before your grandfather was an adolescent. It would also Beehive you.
