Something here just isn’t adding up.

Exhibit A, Jan Hoffman (NYT):

Of course, a hairstyle may not tell you about her views on universal health care.

Exhibit B, Jessica J. Steele (Beehive Beauty Shop, Wasilla, AK):

Mrs. Steele’s fourth pregnancy overlapped with Mrs. Palin’s fifth. “She kept it quiet,” Mrs. Steele said. “But I remember her hair was acting different. And I thought, ‘Something is going on!”

You sell hair short, Jan Hoffman. Sarah Palin’s hair very possibly knows just as much about universal health care as the rest of her head does. Plus, it knew she was preggers and it SPILLED THE BEANS.