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Legion. An amalgamated journal.

Hopefully it wasn’t a “Warthog”

Last month, the Ivy League was up in arms at the “juvenile” display of pie-ing notorious buffoon Tom Friedman upon his visit to Brown.

I would, retroactively, like to accuse the Brown pranksters of not being nearly clever enough. Russia—a country known better for giant pieces of space machinery crashing down on wizened peasants than for its political humor and witticisms—just witnessed a flying penis at one of Gary Kasparov’s opposition party meetings.

A couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists added to the commotion at the event by launching plastic phallus on propellers, which were knocked out of the air by security guards.

Does America have a plastic-phalluses-on-helicopters gap?


Update: Congratulations to the Times of India for winning the prestigious Pulitzer in Best Straight-Faced Reporting.

As Kasparov spoke a toy penis with wings buzzed across the hall and around him.

Garrett Dash Nelson

May 19th, 2008 at 5:05 pm