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Overheard on the 1am Shuttle

The weekend in review...

Scene: two waspy chicks with pale, shoulder-length hair sit side by side on the shuttle. They really <3 abbrevs.

Chick 1: There are no straight guys at Harvard.

Chick 2: Whatev, that one dude was totes all over you. What was he saying?

Chick 1: He was so ridic.

Chick 2: Def cute though.

Chick 1: Yeah. I said something and he was like, “Prod.” And I was like, “Prod? WTF.” And he was like, “Um, prodigious.”

They giggle in tandem. It sounds like small silver bells tinkling in Connecticut.

Chick 2: Omg! Hilar!

Chick 1: Yeah, but he obvi didn’t make that up himself.

Chick 2: Abso not.

Maryellen McGowan

April 27th, 2008 at 4:04 pm