Overheard on the 1am Shuttle
The weekend in review...
Scene: two waspy chicks with pale, shoulder-length hair sit side by side on the shuttle. They really <3 abbrevs.
Chick 1: There are no straight guys at Harvard.
Chick 2: Whatev, that one dude was totes all over you. What was he saying?
Chick 1: He was so ridic.
Chick 2: Def cute though.
Chick 1: Yeah. I said something and he was like, “Prod.” And I was like, “Prod? WTF.” And he was like, “Um, prodigious.”
They giggle in tandem. It sounds like small silver bells tinkling in Connecticut.
Chick 2: Omg! Hilar!
Chick 1: Yeah, but he obvi didn’t make that up himself.
Chick 2: Abso not.



