The Crimson peers into my soul and finds only darkness
Today, striving for revolution seems a bit anachronistic: one student called Marxist ideology ‘retro’ in 1994, likening it to “Easy-Rider biker gear.” Nowadays, it’s downright antique, the antithesis of hip. Imagine a communist partygoer, desperately trying to turn the conversation to surplus value over the strains of Soulja Boy’s new single, “Yahhh!” Unlucky fellow.
Well — in my experience, after a couple of years you kind of get used to it.
…Of course, I try to spend my time around people who aren’t invincibly shallow. Maybe that’s an alien concept for Crimson editors…
*N.B. I am not a communist. As far as I know.




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Ah! Markus, you are now here too!?! Dem Apples has become a spawning ground for Harvard bloggers to grow up and swim freely throughout the (Harvard) blogosphere.
I feel a meta, cooperative blogging event of some kind is in order…
Well, apparently now not only being a Marxist but being an anthropologist, too, means you’re effed.
On the upside, Thomas Frank is getting a column in the WSJ. There is some thin hope left.
I’m like William H. Macy. I’m in everything.
Hey, I think we should get all the Harvard bloggers together in a room for one of your videos, then see how uncomfortable we can make the RedIvy people. That would be awesome.
Actually, I feel as though Communism kicks the crap out of Souljaboy on the hip scale. And last time I checked, people pay a lot of money for antiques.
Not that I am a Communist, but if you’re going to call something lame, you should at least have a valid non-lame point of comparison.
Hello, Kyle!