Legion. An amalgamated journal.

Needle drift


Today is 14 April 2008, the 105th day of a bearlike year. Engineers put their heads together to figure out why a ship sank 96 years ago and decided the rivets holding its seams together pulled apart. Michael McManus was interviewed in National Review Online suggesting that the seams holding society are being pulled apart by premarital cohabitation. Vampire Weekend crossed 2,800,000 plays on Woody Guthrie crossed 660,600. The Pentagon was found to not really know where exactly its money goes. The post office in Providence, RI gave an assist to chronic procrastinators. 5000 Canadian $2 coins were used to “pay for the release of the Dutch captain of the Farley Mowat and its first officer.” An additional $300 million was found necessary to complete a train depot in New Haven. The Atlantic Media Company made steps to jettison 02138 magazine. At least six new photos tagged ‘vanity’ were uploaded to Flickr.

Garrett Dash Nelson

April 14th, 2008 at 9:09 pm