Overheard on the 3pm Shuttle
Embarrassed-Looking Girl to Harassed-Looking Boyfriend: My Dad’s not actually a racist.
Mom to Sheepish Son: Is the campus really so big that she can’t go home to shower or was that pink razor yours?
Mom to Daughter: Daddy made reservations at Upstairs on the Square.
Other Mom to Other Daughter: Daddy made reservations at Top of the Hub.
Far Too Many Fathers to Far Too Many Sons: When I was here…
Irate Mom on the Existence of the Pub: Well I just don’t think it should be allowed.
My Brother on Whether He Aspires to the Ivory Tower: Nope. (Chuckle) Nah, don’t think so.
My Mom on the Positive Psych Keynote: Did you feel me kick you when he mentioned Oprah? You think I’m crazy but Harvard professors listen to Oprah.




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The room is, as yet, filled with smoke and apprehension.